27 de set de 2010

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10 maneiras de deixar um homem nervoso

1. Esconda o controle remoto da tv e do som
2. Bata a porta do carro com toda sua força
3. Ponha sempre todas as cervejas no congelador e deixe lá até congelar completamente
4. Use o espelho retrovisor interno do carro para passar batom, e deixe-o completamente desregulado
5. Convença-o de que sabe cortar cabelo e corte o dele
6. Se ele demorar a colocar a camisinha, diga: Não fique nervoso, se não der a gente termina amanhã
7. Dê duas camisas de presente para ele e quando ele usar uma pergunte por que ele não gostou da outra
8. Quando ele brochar e disser que isso nunca aconteceu antes, exclame: Claro! Tinha que ser logo comigo
9. Quando ele perguntar “Foi gostoso?” Diga Não se preocupe comigo…eu estou bem, eu juro..
10. Quando ele não conseguir consertar qualquer coisa, exclame: “Precisamos chamar um HOMEM para consertar isto!”



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